6 Things Your Girlfriend Will Never Admit to You

Her Baby

She likes babying you. Someone once told me that a woman’s first child is her husband/boyfriend, and that’s actually pretty accurate. Not only do we have to constantly tell you where to find your socks, how that tie doesn’t go with that shirt, to not overwork yourself, to have proper meals when we aren’t around, we also have to take care of you when you’re upset or sick, and we love it!

Grossing Out

You think guys have the market on grossing out cornered? Think again. She might pretend to be disgusted when rip a fart in the middle of a conversation (at home, I hope), but she’d never tell you that she does the same when she’s by herself. Or that she wears stinky clothes because she couldn’t be bothered to do her laundry, or that she ate that pizza that was sitting out all night, or that she pees in the shower too, or that she just can’t be bothered making her bed in the morning.

Cyber Stalking

If you’ve got a girlfriend, chances are she’s stalked you online at some point or the other. She’s liked every post of yours on Facebook, Instagram, and Snapchat, she’s gone through your phone (and texts) at least once depending on the length of your relationship, and she might even have mini-stalked your ex! But that’s not because she doesn’t trust you, she just wants to know everything there is to know about you; she does it out of love, really!